Well, it’s official. Shelley is a retard. Why don’t you just take a look at her post on how yoga is a sin. yeah. Yoga.
http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/06/10/yoga.aspx
So don’t do yoga, or you’ll be closing your mind to god and opening it to the devil! oOoOoOOoH nOoOOoOOooo! Check out these helpful hints on how not to do yoga!
- - Yoga is against God
- - Yoga is opening your Mind to the Devil
- - Yoga is being used to seduce minors into sexual activity
- - Yoga is a gateway to sexual promiscuity
- - God does not want us to be naked outside of the shower
- -There are strong ties between Yoga and Satanism by the way.
Oh, dear. Now where does God say that he doesn’t like yoga? Hmm, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because he never said it? And how, may I ask, is yoga opening your mind to the devil? How the heck is laying in a certain position devil worshipping? Ooh, an open mind! You devil lover! And is yoga being used to seduce minors into sexual activity? “hey little boy, want to come sit in weird positions with me? It’s so hot. Yeaahhh.” I’m sure that happens a lot. And finally, god does not want us to be naked outside of the shower. Hm so next time you are having *relations* with your partner, be sure to keep all your clothes on. Good luck with that.
And one more thing…
“Confront Yogaists. I don’t think God minds if you hit them or shoot them.”
-Shelley Goodman
